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Kwizzel



Kwizzel is like any normal mouse. Oops! Did I say is? I meant was-was like any normal mouse. Stealing food from the trash, living in sewers, and sometimes getting adopted by nice humans(rarely). One day Kwizzel was quietly roaming around under the feet of the city people in New York City. He saw a little paper drop out of a purse. It said, “Hey Kwizzel, Listen I need you to come to 72 RoseMary Crescent, behind the red curtains.” Kwizzel was shocked.


That night, Kwizzel went to the address he was told to go. Kwizzel stuck his tiny body under the door and scrambled to the red curtains. A little kitten gave him a tiny mouse-sized space suit and a note that said “Your gonna be a space hero!” As soon as Kwizzel looked up, the kitten had left the only thing that was there was a rocket and an open chimney.



Kwizzel went into the rocket and put on his spacesuit.”I’m gonna be a space hero?”, Kwizzel questioned. A note was on the steering wheel that said “You have to defeat diabolical cats that are gonna take over the universe I hope you save us! Good Luck Trooper!”

“E-evil c-cats well at least the kitten said good luck!” Kwizzel was determined to save the planet.


1 DAY LATER.


Kwizzel woke up surprised that he actually broke the atmosphere! Kwizzel looked around to find any space cats doing something diabolical.


There was a little cat playing with pluto like a ball of yarn. “Oh, piece of big CHEESE what is that cat doing with an extinct planet???” 


“It’s extinct so it doesn’t matter!!”, yelled the cat.


”Gotta do something about that!”, said Kwizzel.


Kwizzel found some actual yarn, in fact, a lot of it, she went out of the rocket and 

Threw the yarn who-knows-how-far-in-space.


”Got one cat down and...2 more to go! Hopefully, I can do it,” Kwizzel thought.


Kwizzel went back into the ship to look for more space cats.”Hmmm, not any right now but I’m hungry. I hope I have some food here.”Squeaked Kwizzel. Kwizzel went searching in the rocket and found some gourmet cheese.”


YUM! Food I don’t have to search for!” Apparently Kwizzel said that too loud which attracted a cat.” Great...so much for food.”


Kwizzel complained. The cat seemed to be snatching stars.


”My favorite part of the night is gonna be gone! I won’t let that happen!” said Kwizzle.


Kwizzle had extra yarn left to make a big net, but not extra time. The cat almost has 253 more stars to collect.


YIKES!


Kwizzel quickly made a giant net and caught the cat who got startled and dropped all the stars that went back in their place and Kwizzel threw the cat in who-knows-how-far-in-space.”Aah.Only a 1 more cat to go…”,Kwizzel yawned.



Kwizzel was fast asleep (Who wouldn’t be!?), but the cats were wide awake.


”YOU DUMB CATS! HOW COULD YOU TWO GET DEFEATED BY A MOUSE!?”, hissed the leader space cat, Laine.


”I’m sorry boss. It’s just that mouse REALLY got me with that big ball of yarn, it was so soft and pretty!”, said a cat named Lana.


”What's your excuse, Linnie?”,Asked Laine sarcastically.


”Well...I was star snatching till out of nowhere a big net that was terribly sewed with yarn caught me and threw me all the way to mars and my ear got burned!” confessed Linnie.


”Were sorry boss. The two cats said worrying that Laine would fire them.


Laine was redder than mars.”Fine! If you scaredy-cats can’t defeat the mouse, I WILL!!”, growled Laine.




The next day, Kwizzel was practicing some punching just in case there were more cats today. Kwizzel was getting some breakfast and took a tiny glance out of the window and saw a BIG explosion.


”UHH, W-WHAT’S THAT?”.


Then: ” HEY KWIZZEL! I'M COMIN’ TO GET YOUR PLANET DESTROYED AND THEN YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!!!”,Yelled Laine.


Kwizzel was TERRIFIED! Kwizzel knew what to do. Well, he didn’t I just said that but he was thinking. Kwizzel grabbed all the things he can use: Cheese, empty (giant) water gun, and yarn.”Hmm, what do I do with this junk?” Kwizzel asked himself (still VERY terrified).



“HURRY UP LITTLE SCRUB!”,Yelled Lana.


“Oh shush up Lana.I’m being rude to the “scrub”, not you!”,Linnie complained.


”Hey! You two I GET TO SAY EVERYTHING YOU JUST GET ME MY MILK AND RECITE THE LINES OF MY FAVORITE PLAY: CATS!” hissed Laine.


”Ugh, the boss is so bossy!” Lana whisper complained.


”Umm 1.I’m telling the boss that and 2. DUH! Boss is literal...BOSS!”,Linnie said like she was Albert Einstein when he made the equation.


”NO! Please don’t tell the boss I have already upset her enough!”,Lana begged.


”How gullible are you? I’m joking!”,Linnie said looking at her like she was a two-headed squirrel.




Meanwhile, Kwizzel found what he could do with the 3 pieces of junk!


”YES! I can put some hard moldy cheese in the water gun and tie some yarn around the water gun so when I run out of cheese I can throw the gun at them and they’ll pass out for about…..5,000000 years!”,Kwizzel said excitedly.



The cats were still only figuring out a plan until Kwizzel shot Lana with a big piece of moldy cheese that made her fall to her DOOM(Not literally)!


”HEY KWIZZEL WE HAVE A GREAT PLAN  YOU JUST WAIT!!!”, yelled Linnie angrily.


”HAHA, MOLDY CHEESE FOR THE WIN!”,Kwizzel said happily.


”UGH!THAT LITTLE GRAY GOBLIN!”,Laine growled with steam coming out of ears!


Kwizzel shot a very big  moldy piece of cheese.”ACK! TELL MY STORYYYY!”,Linnie yelled also falling to her doom(again, not literally)!


Yeah right,I will!”,Laine said not paying attention to Kwizzel.



Kwizzel tried shooting some cheese at Laine but nothing came out. Kwizzel remembered to throw the gun at Laine. Kwizzel threw the gun at Laine, ridiculously Laine choked on the yarn attached to it!



Kwizzel was so happy!”I DEFEATED THE CATS AND SAVED SPACE!”Kwizzel said happily. Then Kwizzel woke up.”Aw man that was just one of my space dreams!”


- From Zaina



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